I think that my life would be a lot better if I was handicapped... I don't mean disabled (having hook hands, being paralyzed, amputated, or in a wheelchair). I mean severely mentally handicapped. I would love to be handicapped.. I don't give a fuck now if someone calls me a retard, and I would care even less if I was mentally handicapped. I just think they have it the best. Most of the time they are smiling. Extremely rarely they are hulking up with super strength to destroy something... When I'm thinking about how much my life sucks they are probably just thinking of one thing and one thing only, and its probably just something in their field of vision making them happy.... I would love to be that easily entertained, and easily distracted.... They probably have the greatest time ever when they are just walking around and then they hear a strange noise they never heard before... They probably shit their pants in amazement at anything remotely cool.. That’s how I want to be. I wish one day I could just wake up and be mentally handicapped for the rest of my life... They don't worry about anything... They don't give a fuck if they don't have any money, a job, a love life, or even any reason to live.... I have never met a mentally handicapped person that was materialistic, and that had a bunch of woman on his nuts... I know... some of them do have jobs... I wouldn't mind doing any of the jobs that they have... I would LOVE to be the guy working at McDonald's, burger king, or Wendy’s sweeping up the fries on the floor... Or that guy that welcomes everyone in the entrance of a Wal-Mart. They never have hard jobs.. . you never see a mentally handicapped guy being CEO of a big company... I wish I was handicapped... they have it so good.
If that wasn't fucked up enough... I wouldn't mind having a handicapped kid... I've been told I'll probably have one, and that karma will catch up to me someday... I hope so... I know whichever woman I have it with would hate it, and blame me, but I think maybe if it didn't look that bad it might be alright... sorry to call it "it", I'm not doing that because it would be handicapped but rather because i do not know what gender "it" would be.... I know kids keep you entertained enough being "normal", but I just think it would even more watching my mentally handicapped kid grow up and learn... I would love to try and understand the thought process.. I would have to stop everything in my life and home school my kid, because I wouldn't want to miss out on anything... My kid would be the first to be CEO of a company or President of something.. I would be sure of that! It would be the greatest thing in the world to know my handicapped kid was running a company or president of something, and other people's kids had to work for my handicapped kid. Unfortunately... I can't find a woman to agree with me, or that finds this idea funny at all.
