I don't believe in ghosts.
I don't believe people see ghosts... or talk to them.
Why? Because people only see ghosts of people.
When some ghostly shit happens people say the ghost of (somebody) did it.
Fuck that shit...
Where are the ghosts of animals?
Where are the ghosts of monkeys bringing the ruckus?
Are there Shark ghosts?
Panda Ghosts?
Ant Ghosts?
No one sees that shit.
And when people do see ghosts... its almost always someone who recently died or some crazy back to the future person wearing some rickety olden days clothes. How come no one sees ghosts wearing fucked up clothes? Like a bad holloween costume? Are there baby ghosts? Midget ghosts? Retard ghosts?
See, ghosts are bullshit.
Its all in your head.
If I ever have a ghostly experience.... I hope its a retard ghost in a bad halloween costume.
I don't believe people see ghosts... or talk to them.
Why? Because people only see ghosts of people.
When some ghostly shit happens people say the ghost of (somebody) did it.
Fuck that shit...
Where are the ghosts of animals?
Where are the ghosts of monkeys bringing the ruckus?
Are there Shark ghosts?
Panda Ghosts?
Ant Ghosts?
No one sees that shit.
And when people do see ghosts... its almost always someone who recently died or some crazy back to the future person wearing some rickety olden days clothes. How come no one sees ghosts wearing fucked up clothes? Like a bad holloween costume? Are there baby ghosts? Midget ghosts? Retard ghosts?
See, ghosts are bullshit.
Its all in your head.
If I ever have a ghostly experience.... I hope its a retard ghost in a bad halloween costume.
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