I always have wanted one. Ever since I first saw that "I've fallen... and I can't get up" commercial way back, it has been a goal to get it. It's like having a medical butler at any moment. It would be the shit to just use randomly in life as I'm aging. I'm not a senior citizen... but maybe just maybe, I might one day be too lazy to get up when I fall...
Now that I don't have Life alert I might actually have to get up... or wait for someone to notice me on the ground. which could take a while.
With life alert I wouldn't even have to get up if I ever get tripped, fall or am pushed to the ground. I could just push that button.
I would wear that shit all the time like old people.
I would rock that shit hard,
but... on the negative side, it is kinda pointing out to the whole world...
...I'm really lazy.
So lazy that when I fall down I'm just going to push a button and wait... ... .. until you pick me up. I'm so lazy that when I have a heart attack I just push a button cause I'm too lazy to even look for a defibrillator, let alone use it on myself..
I still want one.
This would be a perfect Xmas gift or birthday present.
Please... won't you help someone like me... get something that I don't need?
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